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The Obama campaign has launched an aggressive campaign for religious voters with a slogan “Believers for Barack” that for decency’s sake I hope is just an unintentional double entendre for the candidate often punned as a political messiah. Regardless of intent, I think the anointed one should think twice before making a push to remind voters of their religious values and morality not to mention his behind the scenes condescension of their faith. A less honest but smarter strategy for Obama to gain the religious vote may be similar to a don't ask don't tell policy where voters would not be reminded of the stark contradiction between the views of this candidate and those of their church.

Catholics have been a prime target of this campaign but the token inclusion of Senator Robert Casey Jr. at the convention has shown little effect in luring Catholic voters back to the party that has become militantly pro-abortion- it’s doubtful a new slogan will do much better. Sure, you will see the chosen few of the far left flashing their support and the sockpuppetry will be rampant, but I doubt this will be a bumper sticker slogan many will proudly display.

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What’s worse? What would Obama do?

What’s worse? A bun in the oven or cold cash in the freezer? How about a blond in the pond, a booker for your gay hooker, or even an obvious tether to a Weatherman? For the same group that failed to discern the problem of a mistress intern of a sitting President, liberals sure are making a huge fuss over the non-scandal of the pregnancy of an ordinary teenager. The Palin’s have dealt with an all too common problem in the best possible way, they have chose life.

They chose life. What’s worse?

Well what would Obama do? Long before Governor Palin was a blip on the radar Senator Obama mentioned that a pregnancy could be in the cards for his children; he’s a smart man, regardless of how well we teach our children they inevitably have to learn things the hard way. It is his solution to the event that should be the headline here though, and by his own admission that is abortion. This is not a sex education topic, this is not a scandal, and this should be a solid plank for the Republican Party not to be shied away from but instead embraced.

The Palin’s chose life. What would Obama do?

MSM, you ignorant slut! You know the rules; it takes more than a whirlwind guided tour of photo-ops in Europe and the Middle East to prove one’s readiness to handle foreign policy. Oh, but let’s all shed a tear for poor Barack Obama. He needed the pictures to fill the free space created on his website from erasing previous positions on Wright and the surge, so who could blame him? But I suppose the reality of this fallacious publicity tour means nothing to you, media, even though he flops from one policy to another with the frequency of a cheap ham radio you can do nothing but fawn and drool. Of course hell hath no fury like the media scorned, and after two stolen elections, like a screeching, squealing, rapacious swamp sow you are after the Presidency. I guess the press hounds are saying that, “we have decided what we will report.” Well please spare us, and just tell us the truth. Then we can choose for ourselves between the experienced candidate and the polished but phony neophyte you continue to glorify.

Most humans on this planet understand and accept global warming as a matter of faith, but there are a few heretics and non-believers that feel it is all a bunch of hocus pocus without any tangible proof. I felt this way, until events unfolded last weekend that converted me into a true believer.

I had just loosened up my bow tie and was relaxing to a good cup of coffee when two Army intelligence agents approached me with a proposition. They related a fantastic tale of jackbooted liberals seeking an occult power so great that it would make any government invincible, the Global Thermostat. This device of devastating power would allow whoever possessed it to wield trillions of tax dollars, command mighty hurricanes, and even the ability to submerge the world’s greatest cities under fathoms of water.

Intrigued, I set out to with my trusty bullwhip and pistol (yes, it’s a right) on a grand adventure.

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Please! This is supposed to be a happy occasion. Let's not bicker and argue over who killed who. ~ King of Swamp Castle

I know there are many here that have a penchant for all things related to Monty Python and the Holy Grail so I thought I would share this discovery. It simply amazed me that almost every quote I found attributed to the movie sounds as if it was spoken yesterday by the Democrats of today. Look down this list of quotes and just imagine it being said by a defeatocrat, apologist, blamer, or a divider of the modern day Democrat party. Funny when uttered by a comedy troupe, but its very disturbing when I hear the very same things being uttered by some very serious politicians.

I chose the quote above to mirror what I think we will hear being said at their convention this year, but I urge you to look over this list of quotes and make your own correlations. But before you do, check out this hilarious video to get you into the mood (it’s not what you think).

The Department of Homeland Security raised the terrorist alert level to red because they have intercepted increased chatter between known killers that can be best described as mad animals. These communications apparently are originating from backwoods Georgia.

That’s right; we are talking about domestic terrorism. Unlike the jihadists who target our entire Western society these animals are known to go to almost any length, even swimming large bodies of water, to get at a targeted politician.

Beware Barack Obama, the killer rabbits are coming after you!

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Didn’t think it could get any better than watching the Democrat candidates smear each other up and down the keystone state? Well take a look at the latest left-on-left slugfest sponsored by PETA, People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals.

PETA is attacking Al Gore’s dietary habits with a few global warming “facts” of its own. A list of statistics promoting the vegan lifestyle at the aptly named offsetalgore.com concludes that not eating meat is "the single most effective thing" you can do to reduce your climate change impact.

It is a very rare occasion indeed that you will find me in support of a PETA campaign, or as my cats refer to them “those dumpster demons”, because they tend to be focused more on self aggrandizement and silliness than the ethical treatment of animals. But when the dumpster demons attack the Goracle with his own eco-scam, I have a hard time not waving the pom-poms.

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The famous oil painting of the founding fathers in Philadelphia by Howard Chandler Christy is best known as Scene at the Signing of the Constitution of the United States. Prompted by past and recent statements made by Democrat candidate Barack Obama, I have decided to lead a movement to rename this historical piece.

Please sign in the comments section below to join the movement in renaming this work of art to:

Scene of Typical White People in Pennsylvania Clinging to Religion and Guns

Victory in Iraq is Defined in Stages

Short term, Iraq is making steady progress in fighting terrorists, meeting political milestones, building democratic institutions, and standing up security forces.
Medium term, Iraq is in the lead defeating terrorists and providing its own security, with a fully constitutional government in place, and on its way to achieving its economic potential.
Longer term, Iraq is peaceful, united, stable, and secure, well integrated into the international community, and a full partner in the global war on terrorism.

Yeah, it’s been around for some time and the opposition may not agree with it, but they can’t say it doesn’t exist… stated in black and white, full public access, and open to criticism. Now I would like to see an equally expansive definition of withdrawal from all those too obtuse or intentionally ignorant individuals carping for President Bush and Senator McCain to “define victory” or to “state the endgame”.

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Barack Obama gave me hope today. Not the indefinable abstract “hope” of his campaign placards, but more like an epiphanic realization of our country passing an important milestone that I had all but thought impossible in my lifetime. This hope sprang not from the eloquence of his speech or the sincerity of his beliefs (I am impressed by both), but instead from the very reason why Senator Obama had to make this speech in the first place.

Race baiting and implied racism ceased to be a means to an end today, the race card has lost its trump.

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