Is Palin Ovulating? This is rich....

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The Democrats are saying that Palin scored so well on the Debate last night, because she may be Ovulating. Hormones through the TV?
Is Sarah Palin ovulating? It's a personal question, but we need to know. Last year, a highly-publicized study of strippers found that dancing girls always earned more during the time of the month when they were most fertile. Simply put, men were more attracted to them for reasons they were not aware of and could not control. With that in mind, ovulation may be part of the reason that Palin charmed a certain segment of American during the debates last night. I mean, check this out:
  • Rollins gave 10 points to Palin on CNN.
  • "Sarah Palin was sensational tonight... she wiped the floor with Joe Biden." -Pat Buchanan on MSNBC
  • "Palin too projects through the screen like crazy. I’m sure I’m not the only male in America who, when Palin dropped her first wink, sat up a little straighter on the couch and said, “Hey, I think she just winked at me.” And her smile. By the end, when she clearly knew she was doing well, it was so sparkling it was almost mesmerizing. It sent little starbursts through the screen and ricocheting around the living rooms of America." -Richard Lowry, pundit on National Review’s The Corner blog.
  • "She delivered big-time... It was the best 90 minutes this campaign has had in two weeks... Whatever expectations there were, she blew them away." -Tom Rath, New Hampshire-based GOP strategist.
I thought I'd heard all the excuses, but I hadn't heard this one!

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gamecock's picture

The scare tactic was always that women might go all Dr Strangelove on their period. You finally present the positive possibilities.

The gender lesson for men. Chunk the jockies?

"One man with courage makes a majority." - Andrew Jackson

StevenW's picture

This is just TOO, TOO funny. Maybe that explains Biden's brain failures, too. She was OVULATING. too much. ROFLMAO

Steve Foley's picture

...It's nice to see you and a pleasure to have you here!

I didn't welcome you after your first comment in Feb. so there you go ;0)

gclaghorn's picture

...yourself that Palin's win was just a fluke.

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George Claghorn

aceintx's picture

Duccaccis lost because of Willie Horton and racism...Kerry lost because of swiftboating dirty tricks...and now old Joe lost caus Sarah is hot and ovulating....

ROFLMAO

BITTER CLINGERS UNITE!!!