I’m happy to announce The Minority Report Blog’s partnership with Government Cluster Fudge a new line of candy that will help “take the edge off” when you deal with or even think about all of the crappy things various overreaching government  bureaucracies put us all through on a daily basis!

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Helping you though your next Bureau crappy experience one calorie at a time!

Government Cluster Fudge was created out of the love of great tasting candy and the hatred of all things bureaucratic!

This is what you have been waiting for! Finally we have created a treat for you take out your frustrations with government programs while satisfying your sweet tooth at the same time. At government Cluster Fudge we know that the government is capable of solving any or all problems much like unicorns are capable of puking rainbows or pooping butterflies.

So, we have created a new line of candy that will help “take the edge off” when you deal with or even think about all of the crappy things various bureaucracies put us all through on a daily basis!

We may not have the solutions on how to make things better but we can make you “feel” better while you think about the solutions.

From the About Page:

America has watched our politicians shove regulations and policies down our throats for years.

Alisa Shakespeare decided to create a product that would “go down” much easier. The concept for the company came, as my partner and I were thinking about what would take the sting out of all that was happening around us politically, and there it was: Government Cluster Fudge.

Government Cluster Fudge a decadent over the top line of candy and confections and comes in a variety of flavors such as Peanut Butter, Cookies and Cream, Triple Fudge to name a few. All of our packages are wrapped in “hard to deal with” red tape. According to Shakespeare, the company is bipartisan in their attack on politicians. Along with the current line of “cluster fudge” you can also purchase Chocolate Lies, Little White Lies and Broken Promises Candy Bark or you can participate in Government Cluster Fudge’s “Cash for Clusters” program! Not only does it feel good going down, it sends a message to Washington that we are stick of their bureau-crap! We are unapologetically capitalist, in a time when you can’t depend on government to do anything but make matters worse.

Our company provides jobs, economic stimulation as well as a delicious and humorous look at what a huge “Cluster Fudge” the Federal Government has become.