Is Ted Kennedy’s Cancer Linked to Cell Phone Use?

... Kennedy's health might have more to do with decades of some mighty hard, erm, living - do you???

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Could just be a large number of deletion and mistranslation mutations and/or a virus that crossed the blood/brain barrier with all that Chivas.

I have the feeling the Senator's brain cancer is perfectly normal in the sense that cancer is normal. Kennedy is not the type to use a cell phone. I don't think he's ever been photographed using a cell phone, in fact. He has other people who talk on cell phones for him.

Actually Ted Kennedy's cancer can be traced directly back to the nomination debate over Judge Robert Bork. During that time, anonymous sources tell me that Kennedy huffed a lot of fumes in order to to build his stamina and destroy Bork's nomination.